I have 2 modes on tumblr.

funniest10k:

Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.

Or reblogging everything in sight.

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

(Source: thegirlincendio)

im on a baby diet

no caffeine

no alchohol

no nicotine

no narcotics

no nothing! Dx

Even though I’ve stopped smoking, I cant help but think how perfect a blunt would be.

(Source: stickitinyourjuiceboxx)

Friend: how far have you gone with a boy?
Me: in miles or kilometers?